Introduction Corporate debt defaults have become the economic equivalent of a bad hangover—something no one wants but many have to deal with. As companies take on more debt to fuel expansion, buy back shares, or simply stay afloat, the looming threat of default lurks in the background like an unwanted financial specter. But what does this mean for businesses, investors, and the broader economy? Is this just another cyclical downturn, or are we heading towards a financial catastrophe? Let’s dive into the world of corporate debt defaults with a mix of analysis, insights, and just a dash of humor—because, let’s be honest, sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdity of financial markets. The Rise of Corporate Debt: How We Got Here Before we discuss defaults, let's talk about how corporations got into so much debt in the first place. Over the past few decades, interest rates have remained historically low, making borrowing extremely cheap. With money practically being handed ...